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Funny song

Posted: 08 Dec 2007, 00:40
by chuckbaldwin
Since nothing has been posted in this sub-forum, i though i'd throw in a funny song about livestock that i heard somewhere long ago (i'm amazed at my memory).

"PASS THE OTHER UDDER" by Author Unknown

Oh, they grow things mighty big down in Kentucky,
But the biggest thing i've see, i do declare,
Is a cow that we once had us; the name of her was Gladys,
And all the tourists, they would stop and stare.

She stood 10 feet tall and had one purple eyeball;
It took 12 of us to milk her, here is why:
She had 27 spigots, and the tourists all bought tickets,
Just to see us milk that cow and hear us cry:

"Ohhhhhhh, Pass the other udder over to me other brudder;
Oh, pass the other udder this-a-way."
So i passed the other udder over to me other brudder,
And we all had our hands full all the day. :mrgreen:

Music: 4/4 time, key of C (should be F, but my keyboard doesn't have flats|sharps).

E-D-C-C-C-C-C-G-E-G-F-[F-F-F-F]-A []=chorus only
AA-B-B-B-B-B-A-G-A-G
E-F-G-G-G-G-G-G-F-G-A-A-A-A-A-A
AA-B-B-B-B-B-G-A-B-C.

If anyone has an instrument, try it.

ROFL....

Posted: 08 Dec 2007, 02:30
by Torahwoman
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thaaaat is funny... lol. thanks for sharing!


tw

udderly funny

Posted: 09 Dec 2007, 04:58
by Lambchop
:lol: I laughed over this song chuck.
and I am quite curious how this, with the keys you posted are going to play out.
we might have a new little tune here.
Thanks for the smile you gave me . :)

Posted: 09 Dec 2007, 22:34
by chuckbaldwin
I'm glad i could spread a little cheer. Most of the time i just argue.
(No comment, Eriq. :) :mrgreen: )