Since nothing has been posted in this sub-forum, i though i'd throw in a funny song about livestock that i heard somewhere long ago (i'm amazed at my memory).
"PASS THE OTHER UDDER" by Author Unknown
Oh, they grow things mighty big down in Kentucky,
But the biggest thing i've see, i do declare,
Is a cow that we once had us; the name of her was Gladys,
And all the tourists, they would stop and stare.
She stood 10 feet tall and had one purple eyeball;
It took 12 of us to milk her, here is why:
She had 27 spigots, and the tourists all bought tickets,
Just to see us milk that cow and hear us cry:
"Ohhhhhhh, Pass the other udder over to me other brudder;
Oh, pass the other udder this-a-way."
So i passed the other udder over to me other brudder,
And we all had our hands full all the day.
Music: 4/4 time, key of C (should be F, but my keyboard doesn't have flats|sharps).
E-D-C-C-C-C-C-G-E-G-F-[F-F-F-F]-A =chorus only
If anyone has an instrument, try it.